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<\/h3>\nIt has been 36 hours since Israel\u2019s much anticipated attack on Iran went about as well as a drunk swinging at a bouncer and landing flat on his face in a puddle, then struggling to get back to his feet and staggering away, slurring, \u201cI\u2019ll get you next time,\u201d while all the women laugh.<\/p>\n
We\u2019ve all been scratching our heads, wondering what went wrong as our fantasies of leaving Iran in ruins were left in ruins\u2026 and Iran was left intact. As everyone knows, you measure military success by how much civilian infrastructure you destroy per bomb. You can imagine how mortified the IDF was when it didn\u2019t destroy a single Iranian hospital. Not even a fucking school. Not even an apartment building with an imaginary tunnel running beneath. It truly defies belief.<\/p>\n
The IDF tried to order everyone in Iran to move into \u201csafe zones\u201d and keep marching from one end of their country to the other until their feet bled, but Iranians just laughed. It\u2019s amazing how people won\u2019t follow your orders, unless you\u2019re terrorising them with sniper drones. Contrast the Iranians with the Zionists in the west who wet their pants every time they see a Palestinian flag. It should be obvious who the real victims are: the people who aren\u2019t even from the region, but say they have \u201cnowhere else to go\u201d.<\/p>\n
When news of Israel\u2019s failure reached Apartheid HQ, Polish immigrants Netanyahu and Gallant tearily held hands and cowered in their bunker, praying Iran didn\u2019t respond with hypersonic missiles. I\u2019m unclear if Netanyahu has come out of his safe space yet, or even let go of Gallant\u2019s hand. It truly is a terrifying time and the question on everyone\u2019s lips is what went wrong?<\/p>\n
Well, I can exclusively reveal Israel\u2019s humiliating failure was down to confusion caused by the change in targets. Israel\u2019s state-of-the-art missile system is calibrated to tackle the deadliest of foes, such as civilians in tents, and just wasn\u2019t up to the task of taking on a foe that can fight back. How were we supposed to know Iranians can fight back?<\/p>\n
Surprisingly, Iran has air defences and decoys as well as near-impenetrable bunkers. Even worse, it has spent 20 years preparing for this moment and our side (the good guys) has spent those 20 years using children as target practice. I can\u2019t help thinking our preparation might have been inadequate.<\/p>\n
The Iran attack was so embarrassing that Israel released an image of an explosion from a different attack, unaware there is a whole internet out there and people can work these things out. Sadly, Israel still thinks everyone is living in 1984 and would very much like to keep us there. Israeli media pretended the attack was a massive success, but even Israelis weren\u2019t buying it and they\u2019re the most brainwashed population on earth.<\/p>\n
Israelis were raging on social media because they\u2019d spent all their time saying things like \u201cdon\u2019t start a war you can\u2019t win\u201d and then they started a war they can\u2019t win. Poor Israel now has to come up with a strategy that doesn\u2019t involve reducing the entire Middle East to rubble. Sickeningly, it might have to resort to\u2026\u00a0diplomacy<\/em>.<\/p>\n Imagine Israel\u2019s position: you\u2019ve spent years bribing US politicians to give you an iron dome and weaponry that was supposed to make you more powerful than God, only for those primitive desert dwellers to cut through your iron dome with ease and repel your missiles like they were nothing.<\/p>\n Israel has realised it can\u2019t take on Iran, just like it can\u2019t take on Hezbollah, but it\u2019s not quite ready to degrade itself with diplomacy. Therefore, it has got back to the only thing it knows how to do: cut food off from civilian populations and murder as many as it can. It has designated all journalists in Gaza as \u201cterrorists\u201d after realising it couldn\u2019t pretend there was a tunnel beneath them, or a command centre, or even a pot of gold. Imagine being the guy whose job it is to come up with excuses for Israel to commit murder. You gotta admit he\u2019s nothing if not creative, but he\u2019s got his work cut out for him.<\/p>\n Even Israel\u2019s allies are struggling to defend all this warmongering because the usual excuse that \u201cIsrael has a right to defend itself\u201d is wearing a bit thin after 76 years of colonialism. You would think we\u2019d come up with a better excuse, but honestly, it\u2019s easier to just take the mask off and say what we really think. The US and UK were totally down with exterminating everyone in the Middle East and we\u2019re not backing down against Iran out of morality, but rather lack of capability. The murder machine just isn\u2019t big enough to do that amount of murdering anymore. Personally, I blame gen Z x.<\/p>\n Link : https:\/\/www.normalisland.co.uk\/p\/israel-reeling-after-attack-on-iran?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1407757&post_id=150791791&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=l7odh&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is so embarrassing, I could just die… It has been 36 hours since Israel\u2019s much anticipated attack on Iran went about as well as a drunk swinging at a bouncer and landing flat on his face in a puddle, then struggling to get back to his feet and staggering away, slurring, \u201cI\u2019ll get you …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2920,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-policy"],"yoast_head":"\n